Paint a song for me.

I'm not exactly the 'greenest' creature on the planet now...

I've got the fan blasting my fingers cold in the air-conditioned room and I'm covering my legs with the blanket. Yeah yeah, say what you want you green-activists. I'm a hermit stuck in a mugger's shell and I don't exactly wanna give a hoot.

Kay, gotta go stuff myself silly with my Public Relations module notes. And while I do, please pray hard that more homo sapiens in this world will grow some brains. Either that or somebody transport me to another planet. Venus actually sounds superb.

Arr. Cranky.

And Coffeebear's my only solitude.